Crazy Night!!!

We had a night of excitement the other night! it was three thirty and night Remi started crying so I wake up with her and I couldn't really figure out why she woke up but then I realised that she was wet so I decided to just quick and take off her diaper, remember it was three thirty in the morning so I wasn't thinking very clearly I took off her diaper and it FELL APART!!! The inside of her diaper had disintegrated and it fell apart EVERYWHERE! By this time I was about to pee my pants so I just let Remi free without a diaper clothes or anything run to the bathroom only to come out and find Remi had peed on the floor and was rubbing her cookie in the pee!I couldn't think of anything else to do but yell for Joshua's help! he comes out and says what is the problem and I proceed to tell him that it is three thirty in the morning I had a disintegrated diaper all over the front room, pee on the floor a naked baby, and Remi trying to eat the cookie she had just rubbed all over her pee! Good thing he wasn't conscious enough to ask me how all this happened because I would have no idea what to say all he could say the next day was "what was that I cleaned up last night?" I told him it was her diaper and he still to this day doesn't understand that a diaper could do that! lets hope we don't have another night like that is was horrible!